Posted by
Crusader Rabbit on Wednesday, December 27, 2006 3:13:07 AM
This from DNA - India 's website: 'Cornwallis responsible for Muslim plight’ [in West Bengal]
http://www.dnaindia.com/report.asp?NewsID=1071378
Yes, that Cornwallis. He's been dead for 201 years. Must be some kind of 'butterfly effect'.
I've been pondering the worldwide conspiracy to bring misery to muslims and in the process I've recognised many other cause-and-effect relationships. Consider:
I blame Oliver Cromwell for Mariah Carey's mental instability.
I blame the 1st Duke of Marlborough for the Russo-Japanese war.
I blame Gottfried Leibniz for the Lusitania.
I blame Johannes Gutenberg for the 60-minutes fake documents scandal.
I blame Vitas Bering for the Exxon Valdez 'accident'.
I blame Madame Pompadour for Britney Spears.
I blame Pythogoras for "The Hollywood Squares".
I blame Prince Kutuzov for the failure of 7up Gold.